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Totally Gross. Totally Hilarious. Totally Collectible.

The Fugglers have reached a whole new level of disgusting delight in the “Fart Face” Series 1 collectionbecause apparently, creepy teeth and unsettling stares werent enough. Now theyve added motion-sensor-triggered flatulence to their arsenal of absurdity. These weird little monsters are noisy, nosy, and notoriously nasty. Every time you pass by or make a sudden move, theyll rip a nasty one straight from their foul-smelling snoutsand no, they dont say excuse me.

Each 9-inch Fuggler is packed with chaotic energy and is literally full of hot air. Designed with motion-sensing technology embedded in their oversized noses, these plush toys let out a farting sound anytime someone gets too close. Its sneaky. Its smelly. And its laugh-out-loud funnyespecially if you love pranks or live with someone who has zero tolerance for bathroom humor. (Looking at you, Grandma.)

These cheeky plushes come in five absurdly fuzzy and flatulent styles, each with their own lookbut all with the same revolting superpower: explosive fart sounds. Whether you get the rainbow-furred Wide-Eyed Weirdo or the out-of-this-world Alien, youre in for a stinky surprise. And if you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might just find the Chase Variant: Brown Suspicious Foxan ultra-rare stinkster with even weirder vibes.

Meet the Fart-Faced Fuggler Squad:

• Munch Munch Black long fur and always hungry for mischief (and maybe beans).
• Wide-Eyed Weirdo Rainbow long fur with a stare that says I did it and Ill do it again.
• Count Underoo McGoo Orange long fur and no control over his “rear end sorcery.”
• Alien Purple fuzzball with unidentified farting abilities.
• Chase Variant: Brown Suspicious Fox Rare and rotten to the core (literally).

Each Fuggler also includes the signature BUTTon holeexactly where you think it isand a tag that says, “Adopt at your own risk.” Which, frankly, is more than fair warning. Not for the faint of heart, sensitive noses, or anyone who thinks fart jokes are immature. (This is your cue to turn back.) Adopt one if you dare. But dont say we didnt warn you. One thing’s for sure: once you let a Fuggler into your life, itll leave its mark and its scent.

Features & Specifications:

• Size: Each Fuggler Toy is 9″ tall.
• High Collectability: 5Unique characters to collect.
• RARE Value Selection: Limited edition versions of the Original Squad
• Random Selection: Every purchase is a surprise, adding to the fun!
• Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts.
• Suitable for ages: 6+ years

Includes:

• 1 x “Fart Face” 9″ Fuggler Toy
  (You’ll receive either: Munch Munch in Black, Alien in Purple, Count Underoo Mcgoo in Orange, Wide-Eyed Weirdo In Rainbow, or the chase: Suspicious Fox in Brown.)